Holi is here guys! Happy Holi to one and all!
Personally speaking, I love this festival for various reasons and the best one being having a cheat day and enjoying delicious food. Playing colors was definitely my favorite when I was a kid but I refrain from playing with the colors now. And we all get to meet certain characters on this festival who gives various types of excuses just to escape from playing with the colors.
Are you one of them?
Here are 7 hilarious excuses you can make to avoid Holi enthusiasts!
1. SENSITIVE ABOUT THE SKIN PEOPLE
“I cannot play colors as I hate it. It damages my skin. I cannot afford to look ugly with those stains on my face.”
Don’t we come across these people a lot?
2. THE HOME SENSITIVE PEOPLE
“Hey, yes let us play, but outside my house. Please wait, I am coming outside so please don’t spray colors in the backyard of my house.”
Yes, a lot of people are sensitive about their homes.
3. DOCTOR HAS SAID NO
“Actually, I am suffering from severe cold and cough and my doctor has advised me not to play Holi this year as water can make my condition worse.”
Do you fall in this category?
4. THOSE ANGRY BIRDS
“Bura na Maano Holi hai!” Oh God, but why!
“Main bura maan leti hoon Holi hai phir bhi.”
Yes, I am this. This concept doesn’t work for me.
5. THE PAST STORY ATTACHED WITH ME
“I have a really bad experience and a heartbreaking story attached with one of the Holi I celebrated. I have stopped playing since then.”
Come up with a backup story in case someone still asks you.
6. THE WORK/EXAM HITCHED PEOPLE
“I have exams/work and I cannot spend my time in playing Holi and then spent time in the bathroom trying to get rid of those colors. I am ambitious and not like you, so let me go to work.”
Trust me guys, this works like magic.
7. DEADLINES ISSUES WITH ME
“I have to go home now. I was given this much time limit only and I have to rush home now otherwise my parents are gonna scold me.”
Yes, this can be counted on too.
Which excuse did you use this holi?